Christmas presents for my bike

Buttercup has been such a good girl this year, I think she deserves some holiday cheer. What do you think she will think of these?

A new helmet cover from Nogin Sox. I think I'll pass on the Tyrannasaurus model with light-up teeth, and the exposed brain with blinking synapses model and get something sedate like a ladybug:

Or perhaps some Hokey Spokes to light up the night. Maybe I can get ones that make the pattern of a buttercup at night? Or program them for text that reads "Suck it up!"

You don't think she will like those? Okay, well, maybe I'll settle for a Profile aero bottle.