But no, it was a wonderful selection of Mojo's products from her goat farm! You see, I've been bugging her for nearly forever to sell me online all the wonderful things she describes (hilariously) selling at the farmer's markets. So instead of actually selling me some things and making an actual business profit, instead she sent me a wonderful selection for FREE! That's no way to run a railroad, but as a grateful recipient of her largesse, I'm not complainin'!
And it's great stuff, too! Fragrant bath bombs, foaming milk bath, goat's milk soap, yummy cantelope lip balm and vanilla-blackberry lip balm. How wonderful! And also two little swimmer rubber duckies for my girls!! I can tell you right now the lip balms are fabulous and the bath bombs are a total luxury. My whole bathroom smells heavenly now.
Catherine snatched a duck right away and very perceptively noted that it had on glasses, just like she wears. Only different.
THANK YOU MOJO! That was so very kind of you, a huge surprise, and we greatly appreciated your generosity!