Monday, January 23, 2006
My chakras are clean
Clean as a whistle, apparently. Because I can seem to absorb calories from the air and water, just like this lady. Yeah, absorbing "cosmic energy as a source of nutrients", that's me all over, "feeding on original energy the way minerals, plants, and plankton do."
That and the Angus beef burger I grilled last night and had with crusty Italian garlic bread. Yum!
I don't think I've started photosynthesizing yet, but that's probably next for someone with a metabolism as efficient as mine. Tanita craves big numbers, it seems.