Monday, January 23, 2006

My chakras are clean


Clean as a whistle, apparently. Because I can seem to absorb calories from the air and water, just like this lady. Yeah, absorbing "cosmic energy as a source of nutrients", that's me all over, "feeding on original energy the way minerals, plants, and plankton do."

That and the Angus beef burger I grilled last night and had with crusty Italian garlic bread. Yum!

I don't think I've started photosynthesizing yet, but that's probably next for someone with a metabolism as efficient as mine. Tanita craves big numbers, it seems.

2 comments:

TriFeist said...

Hi there! Glad to see your chakras are clean. I hear Simple Green works, though, should they ever need cleaning. :)

Keryn said...

I got a good chuckle out of this. My chakras must be clean too. I only have to look at cookies to completely absorb their calories and fat! ;)