Yurtie, the wonderful Australian guy who volunteered to coach me this year, who btw is going to do a 15-freaking-kilometer swim soon (yep, all at once!) asked me to send him a video.
Of me swimming.
In my swimsuit, presumably.
"One length from the side, one from behind and one from in front. The behind and in front only need to be for about half a length."
Do you actually mean moving pictures OF MY BUTT IN THE WATER? DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, MAN!?!?
Gack. I am not going to like this. I think I would rather put out my eyes with a rusty coathanger than see my actual rear end swimming along on video.
I can tell him right now that it's not going to look anything like this.