Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Only in.....

Many of you may know towns similar to the one Grandma lives in. It probably hasn't changed much since she first came here as a girl, many decades ago. Midwestern, semi-rural, backwards, and a bit red-necky. Some folks here call it Dogpatch - affectionately or not.

Just to illustrate - I was in the grocery store today waiting behind an old codger checking out. The checkout girl -- yes, girl, probably all of 18 -- concluded the transaction and asked the old guy if he wanted his receipt.

His reply? "It's not big enough to wipe on, so you might as well keep it."

5 comments:

TriZilla said...

Oh my! That's ok, I'm headed to Norfolk for Thanksgiving... Land of gunracks and buttcracks!!! They're family though, wouldn't change a thing for the world. :) Sounds like you're having a great time, glad to hear it!

Steven said...

That is one of the funniest quotes I've ever read. Thanks for sharing!
Be safe out there...

Miss Rachel said...

That is a great line - so crude (but funny). I'm going to South Bend later this week.

(I have really been enjoying your blog lately. The on-the-road posts are especially cool.)

Ellie Hamilton said...

You are definitely in the stomping grounds of the Hamilton Clan. Stomp on!!!

My "password" to log on for this post... "Injoy!"

:) said...

GROSS....!