Top Ten Things Overheard During The New York City Marathon
10. "Thousands of New Yorkers urinating in the street - - Typical Sunday"
9. "Only 25 miles to go"
8. "Wait, I could have taken a bridge from Staten Island to Brooklyn?"
7. "These wooden shoes were funny the first half-mile"
6. "Is that the finish line or crime scene tape?"
5. "Bus exhaust make daddy dizzy"
4. "Instead of carbs, I loaded up on Cool Ranch Doritos"
3. "Hello, Triple A? I'm at mile 23 and I need a tow"
2. "Help...Heart...Gonna...splode"
1. "Taxi!"
1 comment:
funny...welcome back from NYC
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