Two weeks of ZIP ZERO NADA training.
And I've got that Goofy Challenge at Disneyworld - a half marathon on Saturday, plus a 5K, then a marathon on Sunday - coming up in only SEVEN weeks. That would be 42.4 miles for the weekend total, yessirree Bob.
I should never have looked at the calendar.
I am SO dead.
I guess that leaves me, what, 4 or 5 weeks of massive amounts of pounding the pavement ahead of me, followed by 2 to 3 weeks of taper madness?
Just for that dumbass Goofy medal. Shoot me now.
There are only two words which explain this type of crazed behavior: Medal ho.
Tell effin' Goofy to stop dangling that crack in front of me. MAKE HIM STOP