Did you know that there's a particular combination of keystrokes that will instantly turn your entire computer monitor display sideways into portrait mode?
Yeah, well, neither did I.
But apparently Elisabeth did. When I was giving her some time at the computer (she's addicted to Kneebouncers), she hit that magic combination. I'm pretty sure she did it on purpose. Suddenly Mom got very upset with her. And took her away from the computer and turned the monitor sideways and started going to all these other weird pages like "help" and "system" and "www.microsoft.com" and the like.
There was no information anywhere on how to change it back. I was going to have to use my computer sideways forever.
Fortunately (after I gave up and headed for the Tylenol) my husband finally found an arcane fix in a checkbox on a sub-sub-sub-menu way deep in the bowels of the Display. I was very very grateful.
And Elisabeth isn't allowed back at Kneebouncers for a very, very, very long time.