Opus Four

Catherine transcribed this composition from the small slate at the lower left today. I didn't even know she knew what notes were supposed to look like. Perhaps one of my readers who can actually sight-read music can tell us if she's a 4-year-old child musical prodigy or not.

Standard exercise test #2

Today I went over to the track and repeated my 1x3 mile workout (with 1/4-mile walks between) to see if there was any difference.

Today:Three days ago (Thursday):


Today didn't feel like I was 100% either, but at least an 11:00 minute mile was my slowest for the day instead of faster than my fastest, at close to the same effort level.

Slightly better, that's all I can expect in only three days!!!

Twofer

First: 27 miles of hills on the bike. Well, the hilliest hills we have around here, on the other side of the county near Dave's house. Training Buddy Dave was nice enough to go out with me and push me a little the day before he's doing the Frederick Marathon! I was signed up for the half marathon there but I'm skipping it until the lungs are 100%. (Which also means I can't get the Frederick-Baltimore double medal this year, but so it goes.) Meanwhile, I'm trying to get ready for the Columbia (Olympic) triathlon in two weeks as fast as my poor lungs will let me.


Then 1.6 miles with the two girls in the kayaks in about an hour. Plus over an hour loading up the kayaks on the minivan and another hour of knock-down and cleanup afterwards. It always takes longer than it takes.

Then carry-out pizza for dinner!! Yum yum!

What a perfect day!!

Our president

I try not to get too political on this blog, but I think it's quite interesting that George W. Bush is now officially the most unpopular American president since Gallup started polling in 1937, seventy-one years ago.

His disapproval ratings have now hit 71%.

Actually, what I find most incredible about this story is that it took most of my fellow Americans so darned long to figure him out. He's going to be out of office in nine months.

Heckuva job.

I got your iron man right here

Circa 1848.

Be nice to your lungs

You may need them some day.

Mine are really pissed at me. (That's angry, not drunk, all you foreigner folks what don't speak American).

3 miles on the track today at (for me) sluggishly slow paces, at a moderate exercising heart rate (150-165 bpm) but at an elevated breathing rate of 2:2, about like I usually do when running 2 to 3 minutes faster per mile. Obviously somebody somewhere in the lung function department didn't report to work today.

I guess getting over this pneumonia thing will take longer than I thought. Heck, I thought once I finished off the antibiotics and the coughing stopped I'd be good as new. NOT.

And I've got Columbia (Olympic) triathlon in 2 weeks. This is going to be extraordinarily ugly.

(The good news is that I got my Garmin Forerunner 305 heart rate meter working again after some downtime after replacing the battery and then several weeks after which I finally figured out that I had to re-link it to the wrist unit. It sometimes does help to RTFM).

Starting the job

I started two small oil paintings yesterday.

One is the "vine house" with the wisteria; the other is a photo of a cyclist that I liked from an online friend (just a plain side view with some attractive fields in the background). I haven't done any triathlon-related paintings before - this is an experiment. (By popular demand, I'm planning to do "Red Door" on the actual Paint the Town day if the foliage doesn't fill in and obscure everything).

There are two shows coming up I want to try showing some paintings at - both in mid-June, one at Eagleman (the cyclist) and the other at our local Paint the Town day on June 14 (some local ones).

But I have to get going on them in order to get them done in time - the drying process can take a month!

These are just the initial sketches and background work - all the outline sketch plus most of the preliminary painting will be painted over before I'm done! And sure, I can do your triathlon portrait too - for the right price!!

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Update: Instead of doing a workout today while the girls were in school, I did some more work on the background of the cyclist painting. It's a small painting (8' x 10") with a lot of detail that's going to take a lot of work with the teensy tiny brushes. I may have to fade the middleground a bit with some washes later, I'll have to wait and see if it's too vivid and distracting.

I got wet today

Meaning I actually got back in the pool and did laps for the first time in a month, in the colder (82*F) of the two indoor pools at our Y.

I still was coughing slightly, so I kept it to only 1500 yards, since I think probably chlorine gas doesn't do one's lungs any favors.

But I was still encouraged to do one set of 500 yards at 10:35. Well, it was with the pull-buoy, but still, that's a pretty decent pace for me. One I'd like to see in one of my races this year with wetsuit helping float my legs into something approaching normal fore-aft balance instead of relying on a piece of styrofoam to do the job.

Great day in Oxford!

I did not run the Oxford Day 10K this year, though I do most years, since I'm still bouncing back from pneumonia. I did, however, ride my bike there (~20 miles) and had great fun cheering on my friends running! I helped out a little by reading off the splits to runners at the two mile mark. Plus I ate more than my share of pancakes after the race.

Jim Crowley, pre-race (who ended up finishing 7th overall, I think):

Bill Webb pre-race, who is planning on tackling the 4.4-mile Chesapeake Bay Swim in a couple of months (that one scares me!):

The start - with Janice, Mike, and Stuart lined up front and center:

Dave finishing:

Janice sprinting to the finish, first place in her age group!

Dave enjoying some post-race relaxation - the sun finally came out!

Hardware for both Janice and Mike! (And Stuart too, but I didn't get that photo).

And we four all took a ride on my favorite little ferry across the Tred Avon River:

I also saw the girls' teacher doing the 5K walk, plus one of the girls from Catherine's swim class (whose mom is doing the Columbia Triathlon with us). Later my husband drove over from home with the girls and we watched the small parade through town. A very fun day!

Quote of the day

". . . just increasing the amount of mileage that you run, up to about 40 or 50 miles a week, is going to help you get faster. . . . I've never done more than three miles worth of interval training."

-Olympic gold medalist and Masters duathlete Frank Shorter, Masters Athlete 5(3)2008, p. 24.

Which should I paint?

I'm scoping out a few local sights in town in the designated area for the "Paint the Town" event in June. I want to plan a couple good options so, depending on the light, wind, and weather - I can make a final selection or two on the morning of the event. The image has to be fairly uncomplicated and eye-catching so that I can capture it in about a 3-hour painting session.

Which would you recommend? These are some starting options - I'll have a few more to run past you by contest day. Keep in mind the sun, sky, and foliage are going to look much different in mid-June too - and I can omit annoying details (like the red flowerpot in #2).

Place your vote in the comments (I don't have a voting box option, sorry!). I may also have you look at a couple value studies of a few of the options once we narrow it down.

1. Workboat

2. Churchyard gate
3. Vine house
4. Red door
5. Steeple

6. Lighthouse (the iconic symbol of the town - but I'd have to paint it from a different view, from the land side - this is the only photo I had handy, taken from a boat)

On the road back

4.3 miles of walking around town on a beautiful day today, including taking the girls to school and back. No running yet.

I was scouting out locations for the Paint the Town event in June, the plein air painting day held in June that I did last year. I'm thinking about a spot in the church graveyard where my training buddy Dave has his burial niche all picked out and paid for. It's actually a very scenic spot, but when the tree foliage is all filled in it may be difficult to get a good vantage point. I'm going to pre-shoot some photos and get a couple alternatives planned for the day instead of winging it at the last minute like last year. Maybe I'll post a couple options and post photos ad let my blogger pals pick which I should paint.

Back in the saddle

Lovely weather today for a 26.2-mile ride on Buttercup, my first workout after 8 complete days off. My training buddy Dave was nice enough to drive over to join me. I took it easy (my heart rate meter is broken, but I think I kept it under a 150 bpm effort) and just rode steadily (despite some serious winds) and we ended up with an average only 0.1 mph less than a week ago Sunday when I was riding harder but coughing my fool head off at the same time.

I've decided to skip the 10k race this weekend (too much stress on the lungs too soon) and instead just ride my bike over to the race site (about 20 miles by road out on the next peninsula south of here) and enjoy the pancake breakfast with my running friends after the race. Then I'll take the ferry home (7 mile return leg). That should be a nice little ride!

Our Biggest Loser challenge this week is to ride 25 or 50 miles. Yeah, I think I can do that without going too hard. (Oh yeah, I just attained the 25-mile level, didn't I?) Unfortunately I had to skip the 3500 calories of exercise challenge last week.

Bay Day pic

Mike Valliant was kind enough to send over a photo of our family from last weekend's Bay Day - sorting crabs! Holly will be happy to see we mostly covered up from the sun!

Seven days makes one weak

Seven days with no workouts except some mild walks. First time I've managed that in a LONG time. It's been surprisingly difficult, even though I haven't had much energy.

Pneumonia seems to have finally receded this morning - woke up without coughing fits for the first time in weeks. The sinus infection still seems to be present, though.

Three more days of antibiotics, but probably no workouts today either except maybe a walk or jog on the treadmill at the local Y branch since it's raining HARD outside. No, I won't melt, but I'm not going to tackle rainy runs until I'm 100% again.

Wondering whether I can manage to slowly walk/jog one of my favorite 10Ks of the year this coming Saturday in the lovely waterside hamlet of Oxford, Maryland, a short ride over the Tred Avon River on the ferry. Best part is the pancake breakfast after.

Granny?

Catherine informed me today that she has a baby in her tummy.

But it's stuck in there and can't come out.

Good thing, because I'm not at all ready to become a grandmother. Not at least until she's five years old.

(But ewwww, she's almost too late to make Guinness record. Even though that's a category they don't keep any more, for (I hope) obvious reasons.)

Healthy or not?

Here's a fun (in a creepy sort of way) slide show on dramatic weight changes in celebrities. I say NOT.

Bay Day

Still no workouts, Day 5 of the antibiotics. Coming along slowly.

Beautiful day, so we walked the girls over to Bay Day at the Chesapeake Bay Maritime Museum on the other side of the harbor.

Catherine's finally learned to swing without requiring a Mom or Dad pushing her! Hurrah!


The girls as old-time Chesapeake Bay bathing beauties:

The view from the other side of the harbor - our house is about a half-block back from the water toward the right.

They had some fabulous live birds of prey on display there that we enjoyed looking at very much, along with snakes and turtles and crabs and horseshoe crabs and all sorts of fun things!

It's summer!

Suddenly the temperatures shot up to 82*F today!

Spring cleaning, such as it is here, is almost done. Last weekend we shampooed the carpets.

Today I sorted out and folded all the long-sleeved cotton race t-shirts (about 20 of them) and put them away on the top shelf in the closet, to wait for autumn to return.

I still have to sort out the running tights from the shorts and put them away.

Now I'm down to one stack of short-sleeved cotton race t-shirts and another stock of technical t-shirts and tank tops and I'll wear those for the next six months.

But no workouts yet. Still sick. Seven or more complete days off may make me insane.

Isn't there an easier way?

So they prescribed one of these Advair things to me for my pneumonia. You know, the ones heavily marketed for asthma and COPD. Which came with 8 pages of directions.

And I still used it wrong for a whole day.

Yeah, I do have a PhD, why do you ask?

Heaven help even more elderly people than myself who get prescribed these things.

Plus the Target pharmacist was happy to dispense ampules of liquid Albuterol to me. Which requires a nebulizer to actually administer to yourself. Which you figure out only after going back to the car, opening the packages from the pharmacist, and saying to yourself WTF!?? And no, when you go back into the store to ask them about it, they don't actually stock nebulizers, without which you can't use the medicine they just dispensed to you, and only one drugstore WAY on the other side of town does. Which is just what you want to hear when you're sick and feeling like crap and all you want to do is go home and crawl in bed.

Double gold medalist

They posted the results from the 2008 Eastern Shore Senior Games, so it's official: I'm a gold medalist in my division (women 50-55) in the 5K run and in the 40k cycling road race.

Cool!

But somehow I thought it would feel more special.

Maybe it's because I was also DFL in my division in each event?

But I do like my first medal with a little cyclist on it. Even if it depicts a man riding a fixie.

Get well soon, Comm (and me too)

Many of my readers know Commodore, who is still in the hospital after being pulled off the course at Ironman Arizona on Sunday. Of course, our best wishes go with him and his whole family!

I might possibly have had a momentary reaction of "HOW COULD YOU, COMM!??" when I heard about how hard he pushed himself, again, and refused medical treatment. And tried to keep going long after his body had given out. How could anyone do that??

I might also have figured it out today for myself.

After some reflection today I can kind of relate to ignoring the physical stuff.

I just got back from the doc-in-the-box, who thinks I have pneumonia, after examining a couple of chest x-rays. Not to mention sinusitis and an ear infection. And who gave me three different prescriptions (and offered more, like codeine, which I turned down).

Hmm, let's see, since I started coughing over 3 weeks ago, what turned this into pneumonia? Was it the half marathon? Or the 40 km bike race? Or maybe the 5K? Or was it the freezing 10-miler in the rain?

So much for listening to my body. All my body tells me is to stop and sit on the couch and drink beer, so I guess I've effectively learned to ignore it.

And yeah, everyone told me to go to the doctor. You told me so. For a variety of good and not-so-good reasons, I didn't, until today.

Guess I probably shouldn't run the half marathon I had planned next Saturday, eh?? (I didn't even bother asking the doctor about it - if you ask, then that gives them a chance to say no, right?).

A calorie burned is a calorie earned

Or something like that.

Today I figured out that our daily walk to school and back only burns somewhere between 33 (Garmin estimate) and 44 (Fitday estimate) calories.

At that rate I'll have to walk to school and back between 80 and 106 times in order to burn a pound's worth of calories. That's ten weeks of walks to school and back.

Guess I'll have to crank up the old exercise routine a bit more than that this week, eh?

The best thing to find on a bike ride

Aside from money?? A brand new clean porta-potty, of course!! Especially one set off way back from the road enough that the tourists and construction workers aren't likely to find it.

I don't want to give away any local secrets and spoil our find, but if you're a local you'll know where it is by my saying it's right across from the regular berth of this local landmark, the skipjack Rebecca T. Ruark:

And right across from the boat that Dave used to work on during summers as a kid. My, how the years fly past.

Down at the end of the Bay Hundred peninsula, right before our routine snack and turn around for the homeward leg. 33 miles today in lovely temperatures.

3500 Calories

Burn it off this week in exercise: enough Calories to lose a pound. That's our Biggest Loser challenge this week.

My Garmin gives me generous caloric expenditure estimates (since it incorporates body weight, I believe), so that's what I'll use. Let's check some recent estimates:

Last Sunday, run 10.24 miles, burn 1287 Calories. That's 125.6 Calories/mile, or it would take me 27.8 miles running to burn off a pound. I think that's a reasonable estimate. Right now I do that approximately every two weeks.

Today, bike 33.03 miles, burn 2254 Calories. That's 68.2 Calories per mile, or it would take me 51.3 miles cycling to burn off a pound.

3 hours 25 minutes easy-pace cycling (15 mph) versus 5 hours 33 minutes easy-pace running (12 min/mile)? Heck, I'll take the cycling any old day. Bring it on. (Except I don't really think that estimate is accurate for cycling, but who am I to argue with the Garmin experts!???)

Hmm, we get more points if we burn 7000 calories. 102.6 miles in a week? I could do that, except it's been a while since I've actually done it, but it's much easier to double (or even triple, with my low cycling mileage lately) your cycling distance in a week than double your running distance.

We'll see. First I have to get serious about getting rid of my nasty hacking cough.

The event isn't over until. . . .

. . . until the results are posted online!!!!

Take heed, race directors!

Some results are posted from last weekend, but I'm still on pins and needles about my standings in the AS Championship series. I think I moved up 3 slots. I was 8th in my age group in both races, but 3 of the women ahead of me each time were different (which I think should move me into the 5th slot). I may not be fast, but I can be persistent. Yeah, I got through college by consistent attendance and taking good notes - maybe it will work here too, because I'm not going to move up as a result of my brilliant bursts of speed!

Nothing's changed at all since before the games last weekend on the Eastern Shore Senior Games website, as far as I can tell. I guess they all suffered cardiac arrest.

Good luck to my friends at Ironman Arizona this weekend! My major athletic activity this weekend will be shampooing the carpets. Woot.

Home repairs

If your TV cable box gets water poured all over it by BAD GIRLS, sometimes (only sometimes) using a blow-dryer on it (aimed into the little vents on top) can fix it. If you're really, really lucky and your hard water doesn't fry it first.

If your sink and garbage disposal gets all clogged up, you can use the plunger on it. Sometimes it's successful. However, it WILL spray greasy water with coffee grounds in it all over your whole entire freakin' kitchen.

Just so you know.

Just sharing today's life experiences here. . . . listen and learn.

The helping hand

I think this (above) may be my favorite race photo of me of all time. This is one of the fabulous soaking wet frozen volunteers helping a soaking wet frozen ME over the stream crossing yesterday. I couldn't do it without you!!

Another shot of the same volunteer helping another runner at the same place - you can't tell from the photos that the air temperature (and probably water temperature) was a very uncomfortable 42*F at the time.

Another of me, blurry, but at least you can tell I was laughing:

The whole race photo album is here.

The photographer is Jon Valentine, and I believe the volunteer's name is Donna, but I'm not certain of that. They rock!

Slog

Looks like a nasty day for running (Cherry Pit Ten Miler in Edgewater, MD) and a good day for hypothermia. 45*F.

PLUS they re-routed the course to include some nice muddy trail and stream crossings since the State Roads Department pulled their permit at the last second. Oh, joy.

I can only hope I finish the ten-miler and all the intelligent runners sleep in and I pick up a few placings in the Championship Series standings.

Yeah, I do this for fun.

Today's goal: finish.

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Update: Mission accomplished. Race run, finish line crossed. I sure hope it improves my standings in the Championship Series!

BUT it was probably the suckiest most miserable horrible race I've done, maybe ever. Not because of the management and volunteers, which were as great as usual - but cold cold drenched to-the-bone wet hill hill hill hills that don't stop and then two slogs (1 mile each, out and back, between the two red arrows below) through deep slippery shoe-sucking mud and thorn bushes and two stream crossings. I was soaked head-to-toe with mud to my knees. I finished, that's all that can be said for it, but I was one of the last across the finish line.

On the way there, a guy passing me said, in a massive understatement, "I don't think I'll do this one next year". I replied, "Why? The weather can't possibly be WORSE!" People are going to be talking about this race for a long time.

It was so awful all I could do was laugh. I suppose it's great training for my Muddy Buddy with Holly this coming summer!

Plus Dave and Stuart rode along with me so it was fun to have company on the drive. Unfortunately Dave's knee was acting up so he couldn't run, but I'm sure Stuart did well.

Eastern Shore Senior Games quick report

They need a better marketing person. Very small attendance at an otherwise good event!

40 km bike race, 9AM: 3rd place overall, 2nd place woman - out of 5 total riders, 2 of which flatted. And 1st female 50-54, of course. Average speed only 16.2 mph, mainly because I rode with a 70-year-old the first half to keep her company (she was going to withdraw from the race because she felt 'out of her league', but we all insisted that she do it) and the second half it rained hard. Yes, I brought home a cycling medal in my first real bike race! So I hit my Goal #2. And Goal #3!

5 km running race. 1PM: 1st place woman, out of 1 female entrants. (Well, there was a 70-year-old female entrant who didn't show up for the start). And 1st female 50-54, of course. Smallest official race field that I've ever done! About 6 runners total (with me finishing DFL behind all the guys). I was skeptical about the course distance (2 laps around the Salisbury University campus) but I checked it against the satellite maps (forgot my Garmin at home, oh no!) and got a distance of 3.09 miles. Close enough. Time 29:19 on course, which would make it my 2nd fastest 5k ever! (Hello to Peter who ran today and learned about the event on my blog!). I got a 1st place medal! Felt good at the finish, though I ran hard, and so I hit goals #2, #3, and #4.

Had a great day, did NOT race like a dipsh!t, kept the rubber side down and feel like I can run a reasonable (I said reasonable, not necessarily fast - my butt muscles were cramping!) ten miler at Cherry Pit tomorrow.

Hope you're all having a great weekend!

Declaring my... the usual.

Declaring my intentions before race day, like usual. Yes, I retain my usual distrust of people who announce that they had secret goals after the race has already been run. (Uhhh..... why?)

Got a jam-packed weekend coming up. Weather is going to be a big decider here - it's forecast to be rainy tomorrow but mid-60s (fortunately with light winds), plunging to the mid-40s and possible rain for Sunday.

Tomorrow I have two events:

Eastern Shore Senior Games 40 km bike race, 9AM:
Dream goal #1: Finish under 1:22 (18 mph average).
Goal #2: Bring home a medal.
Goal #3: Finish my first bike race with no exciting crashes or spills or dramatic fishtailing on the bike. Boring is good. Lanterne Rouge finishes are still honorable.

Eastern Shore Senior Games 5km race, 1:30 PM:
Goal #1: Finish under 28:02 (PR).
Goal #2: Finish under 30:00 (2nd fastest 5K).
Goal #3: Bring home a medal
Goal #4: Start with a positive attitude and finish without limping

The next day (Sunday) I have a tough, hilly 10-mile race. I'll try not to think about it until late Saturday night, when I'll assess damages and try to forget the effort on Saturday. Mostly I just want to finish it to get my Annapolis Striders Championship Series participation points, so I'm not too concerned about time.

Drink more water for health?

NO.

Can we puh-leeeze lay that old folklore to rest now?

Every time I read some amateur nutritionist or armchair athlete telling people to force themselves to drink eight glasses of water per day, I want to scream. Swinging a dead cat around your head would be just as efficacious for your health, and probably better for your triceps and biceps.

This is not to say that you shouldn't replenish sweat and electrolyte losses during exercise. You should. And the losses are probably more than you think, unless you do a weigh-exercise-weigh procedure. But otherwise, there's no need to force down that 64-ounce jug of water on your desk every day. And no benefit, either.

Buttercup is rarin' to go

My bike Buttercup is ready to begin her race season at the 40 km road race on Saturday! (Yes, they are permitting tri-bikes to race in this non-sanctioned event, I called in advance and checked). I took off her bento box so now she's hungry, which is a good thing for a racing bike. I also removed the behind-the-seat bottle cages and put on the sleek black rear skewer so now she feels fast.

I'll leave on the seatpack with the flat-fixing supplies until I determine that they will have an adequate sag wagon on the course, but probably that will stay in the car on race day.

I did two little 5k time trials on the painted course which happened to appear out on the highway near here last week. 5k with a tailwind on the outbound leg = 10:01 (18.6 mph). Return 5k leg with a headwind = 10:58 (17.0 mph).

Maybe I would have shaved off a second or two if I had taken off the water bottle cages before I rode instead of after. . . . but I still think I'm leaving the new aero helmet at home Saturday. I'll save that for the Columbia Triathlon and a course I've raced on before.

I'll have my work cut out for me making 40k in 82 minutes to make it a 18.0 mph average on Saturday. That's a good aspirational goal for me, but it will only happen if everything comes together and I get a great ride.

Are you having a good day?

Two days ago I went into the local Y branch for my Biggest Loser weigh-in. The lady doing the weigh-in asked, just to make conversation, "Is this going to be a good day or a bad day?" (meaning, was I going to weigh low or high). I responded, "A good day - I don't let my body weight determine what kind of day I have!"

I'm basically maintaining right now. I'd like to have a deficit, but in order to do that I need to kick up the exercise level a bit. That will be easier once it warms up a bit and the high winds calm down and I am willing to do more cycling in the warmer weather.

Bridge to bridge half marathon, no frills version

Inviting YOU to a low-cost, zero-frills, zero-support event in mid-April for those of you living locally who need to get in some longer runs. We'll measure out a course pretty close to 13.1 miles, but the only guarantee is that it will be FLAT and fast!!

April 19, 2008: Bridge to Bridge Half Marathon: Tilghman Island to St. Michaels, Maryland. Unofficial, self-organized and self-supported. Carry a water bottle (we'll leave some water jugs near the halfway point). ID and phone and brightly-colored running clothes would be a good idea too. Run at your own risk. Meet at Perry Cabin Park, Rt. 33, west side of St. Michaels at 6AM to carpool to Tilghman Elementary School for 7AM start.

The public parking lot where we'll gather to carpool to the start is right across the street (Rt 33) from this place, if you want to locate it on a map or want some five-star pre-race accommodations or meals:
http://www.perrycabin.com/web/omic/omic_a2a_home.jsp

I made my choice

When the girls are in school I have about two hours to run around and get my errands done. Today I had a choice: A) Go to a doc-in-the-box and get some antibiotics for this persistent bronchitis, or B) do the grocery shopping and get my hair done.

Eating and beauty won over lung health today.

I hope this decision doesn't hurt me in the three events I have scheduled next weekend!

But then again, RED is fast.

2008 National Half Marathon

Finished the National Half Marathon in Washington, DC today for the 2nd year. And I brought home a new shiny medal!

Had a great carpooling companion in my training buddy Dave who ran the full marathon. Our friend Janice got 3rd woman 50-54 in the half. It's a well-run race. I'll probably do it again. Cherry blossoms were at their loveliest peak bloom. And hurrah! I got to see my great faves Jeanne (who kicked my butt) and Holly (thanks so much for coming out)!!!

Those are the best parts.

Bad parts included, but are not limited to:
* 3:15 AM wakeup
* Starting the day on very sore legs from way too much weightlifting a couple days ago
* Coughing for two weeks with what I thought was allergies but what I now think is bronchitis (I suppose you're going to tell me that I'm not *supposed* to cough up blood after a race, aren't you?)
* My generalized bad attitude (see 1, 2, and 3 above)
* Slowest finish time in the last ~2 years (2:40). (Then again, my Garmin measured 13.94 miles instead of something closer to 13.1 - but it may have done screwy things in all those underpasses when it lost the satellite signal. I wasn't looking at it very much today.).

That is all.

Oh, not all, really: Here is a screen grab of the official half marathon course elevation chart, and the version from my Garmin which included 4 or 5 underpasses which don't show up on an automatically-generated chart:

The course map, starting and ending at RFK Stadium in the southeast corner:

New bike in the stable

Elisabeth is going to be riding the same bike Lance rode, almost, on her new Trek. This is the model that I picked up at the school silent auction last night, except hers is sky blue instead of pink.

MSRP is $139 and I bid it up to $100, so I'm pleased with a little bargain! Although it's probably last year's model, Elisabeth won't care.

Catherine is already jealous of the white basket and streamers. So am I.

Declaring my intentions

I'm doing the National Half Marathon tomorrow.

My legs are still sore as hell, though a dozen easy-peasy miles out on the bike today did help work out some of the pain.

Plus I've been coughing like crazy for over two weeks due to spring allergies to all the trees and daffodils in bloom. My voice is hoarse and croaky and that Phlegm Monster has set up residence in my lungs.

And oh yeah, I forgot, I had to be at a school fundraising function tonight until about 9:30 PM and I have to be up at 3:15 AM for the race. But I was able to get in the silent auction there the cutest bike for Elisabeth and a painted footstool the girls made in their class, and I'm delighted with those! (I also got outbid on some deluxe local restaurant meals and Disney admission tickets, but there's always next year).

I think this half marathon is going to be, for a change, a no-time-goals, fun run day. It should be a beautiful day for racing-while-sightseeing -- sunny and everything in bloom. I know I'll probably warm up out of the stiffness and do some running in the middle of the race, and maybe even surprise myself -- but if I feel like I do now tomorrow, I'll be lucky to finish!!

Tomorrow's goal is simply to get the 13.1 miles done on foot and bring home the medal. I'll set ambitious time goals another day. Some races are just like that.

Ride like you're invisible

This test has been making the rounds, and I saw it a couple weeks ago. It makes the point!

The point was also made once again to me today as I was riding through town along a side street with parked cars on both sides. A single oncoming car zoomed right through the middle of the street, aimed straight toward me, cutting my path off completely and forcing me to make an emergency stop. Luckily I clipped out at the last second and my new Look cleats have a nonskid surface and I didn't have a fall! Still, emergency stops are always better than getting hit by a car at 40 mph closing velocity. But the driver never made so much as a single sideways glance at me, despite my vivid yellow bike and garish black and yellow jersey. Blind indeed.

(No, I didn't test out my swim workout yet - we had an unforecast beautiful weather day that I had to take advantage of out on the bike!)

Enough is enough

Warning: cranky rant below. Skip if you're easily offended.

No endorsements here. Vote or don't vote. Being asked to vote one time wasn't so bad, it's the 38th request that gets old. I'm getting heartily sick and tired of campaign spam and emails (to me directly and posted by non-participating lurkers on several of my triathlon email lists) from people I've never met and don't know anything about, thank you very much. No, I don't want to take the time to watch your video. I wish everyone luck in their efforts, but. . . .

If you're going to put so much time and effort into obtaining schwag, I wish you'd take it offline and put those efforts into getting local support for your own local triathlon community right at home instead of simply generating publicity for yourself and others. Or in setting up a secure voting site that won't be subject to rampant voter fraud. Or work to earn the money to buy the equipment you want yourself instead of trying to get something for nearly nothing. I know that most of you in the running can afford it.

How about just working a water stop at a local triathlon without a lot of fanfare? Or showing up unannounced to cheer on your fellow triathletes at an event? Or become a certified official or coach? Or pursue an advanced degree and conduct health and performance research yourself? Or help out with the local high school track team every week, without fail, so that they see they have someone that they can depend on?

Schwag hos and attention hos. I don't like either one.

And btw, triathlon doesn't need a shiny new program (conveniently with YOU as the centerpiece and spokesperson, just coincidentally) to evangelize about fitness lifestyles. Triathlon is doing just fine without it. There are plenty of extremely worthy existing programs on the local and national level to which you could donate your energy and talents. Let's hear about what you've already accomplished that's worked successfully for others, not about what you're supposedly going to do - to draw attention to yourself.

Should I change my blog title to Tri-Curmudgeon?

(If you don't know what I'm talking about, just ignore this. I'm not posting links which will only give them more publicity).

And no, this was not directed at any one person. Despite what you may think, it's not all about you.

I got your swim coach right here

Swimplan.com - very cool site I just learned of today that will generate customized swim workouts for you. Looks great, I'm planning on doing one of their workouts tomorrow. It's free to users, for now, although I'm not quite sure how the site is supported other than a few ads.

Yeah, I'll swim tomorrow if I can manage to stumble to the car on these WAY sore legs. 3*15 squats and 3*15 deadlifts (along with everything else) might possibly have been a little too much on the first day back hitting the weights. Ya think!?!?

PT

My personal trainer workout for the Biggest Loser thing was this morning at our little local town branch YMCA. The trainer did a great job and gave me a great workout which hit a lot of muscles that haven't been used in about 47 years.

I'm going to be sore tomorrow. And the next day.

And the day after that I have to run the National Half Marathon (uh, yes, I dropped down from the full marathon that I originally entered, why do you ask?). But I'll draft off Jeanne, so it will be easier than the last time.

Ahem.

The biggest hit of the day was the child watch playroom at the Y. My girls LOVED it there and played nicely and even helped clean up toys and didn't want to leave. Go figure. I guess that eliminates one of my last excuses for not getting back to doing some weight training and core work, which I have been successfully avoiding for years and years.

No more monkeys jumping on the bed

Elisabeth gave herself a gash above one eyebrow last night from crashing into the headboard face first when the girls were supposed to be going to sleep.

It's only about 3/4 of an inch long, but it started bleeding again this morning when I checked it, so we had to cancel her speech appointment and make one at the pediatrician to have it checked and dressed properly.

It's always something.

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We had hoped Elisabeth might learn a lesson from this experience, but alas - after seeing the pediatrician we ended up going to the emergency room at the local hospital - where Elisabeth tried to jump up and down on the gurney in the emergency examination room. Sigh. It was a few hours too late for stitches by then so they super-glued her forehead cut together and she will be sporting a bandage for a few days. She'll have a small scar, but nothing that her curly hair can't hide if she wants.

Biggest loser week 2 done

Had to do my #2 Biggest Loser weigh-in today after a week of terrible allergy problems and eating crap during our little vacation (and before, too, naturally, just to get ready for vacation).

I forget, honestly - I think the scale said down about 6-7 pounds from the initial weigh-in today. My scale at home said almost exactly the same weight both days.

Go figure. I'll be found out when they do my measurements and body fat again.

WEEK TWO CHALLENGE: It was to do 140 or 280 minutes walking and/or running, depending on your own evaluation of your background level. I finished 354 minutes in the week but only ~15 miles (172 minutes?) of that was running. I should get the full score for that challenge. Haven't been told yet what this week's challenge will be.