
 This cost us a couple of hours, and yes, I was driving and it was totally my fault. Sigh. RV duallie tires just don't react the same way to curbs as car tires.
This cost us a couple of hours, and yes, I was driving and it was totally my fault. Sigh. RV duallie tires just don't react the same way to curbs as car tires. Thanks for stopping by, folks, I'll update more later when I have more energy!
 Thanks for stopping by, folks, I'll update more later when I have more energy!
~ The unlikely saga of a middle-aged mom of twin second-graders and an Athena triathlete ~

 This cost us a couple of hours, and yes, I was driving and it was totally my fault. Sigh. RV duallie tires just don't react the same way to curbs as car tires.
This cost us a couple of hours, and yes, I was driving and it was totally my fault. Sigh. RV duallie tires just don't react the same way to curbs as car tires. Thanks for stopping by, folks, I'll update more later when I have more energy!
 Thanks for stopping by, folks, I'll update more later when I have more energy!
 It looks like they're going to be 73*F to 74*F. Good! Plenty cool enough for wetsuits, but not too frigid. Now the only question remains: short-sleeved or long-sleeved?
It looks like they're going to be 73*F to 74*F. Good! Plenty cool enough for wetsuits, but not too frigid. Now the only question remains: short-sleeved or long-sleeved?
 I just read today in the local paper that the closest "large" town to us (Easton, Maryland, population around 15,000), has the 7th highest per-capita level of millionaires in the country. That's ahead of places like Hilton Head, Punta Gorda, Napa, Pinehurst, Thousand Oaks, Santa Barbara, etc. That's a surprise to me! Then I'd expect to see a lot more slick carbon-fiber bikes around here than I do, but I guess they're putting their money into carbon-fiber masts for their sailboats, swimming pools to look at but not actually swim in, and splurging on the $12.99 Friday night buffet with the other retirees at the local Yacht Club.
I just read today in the local paper that the closest "large" town to us (Easton, Maryland, population around 15,000), has the 7th highest per-capita level of millionaires in the country. That's ahead of places like Hilton Head, Punta Gorda, Napa, Pinehurst, Thousand Oaks, Santa Barbara, etc. That's a surprise to me! Then I'd expect to see a lot more slick carbon-fiber bikes around here than I do, but I guess they're putting their money into carbon-fiber masts for their sailboats, swimming pools to look at but not actually swim in, and splurging on the $12.99 Friday night buffet with the other retirees at the local Yacht Club. Lookin' good!
Lookin' good! My daughter Elisabeth apparently decided today that it was appropriate not only to take off her clothes and diaper during naptime and pee on her bedclothes, but ALSO to fling her poo all the way across the room.
My daughter Elisabeth apparently decided today that it was appropriate not only to take off her clothes and diaper during naptime and pee on her bedclothes, but ALSO to fling her poo all the way across the room.

 It's eight feet longer than the one we previously rented, but I'm hoping that the extra room will make us a lot more comfortable.
It's eight feet longer than the one we previously rented, but I'm hoping that the extra room will make us a lot more comfortable. I've got a half Ironman triathlon coming up in ten days! I'm feeling ambivalent about it, though -- not terribly excited, but not dreading it, either. It's just like it's going to be a long training day.
I've got a half Ironman triathlon coming up in ten days! I'm feeling ambivalent about it, though -- not terribly excited, but not dreading it, either. It's just like it's going to be a long training day. Refueling is important, says Ellie!
 Refueling is important, says Ellie! 

Buttercup is happy that I finally gave her a matching yellow front tire. You can see I'm down to my last half-bottle of Gatorade after 73 miles!
 This is David's Ironman refueling secret. Breakfast of champions! I'll bet that's what Floyd eats.
This is David's Ironman refueling secret. Breakfast of champions! I'll bet that's what Floyd eats.

Fortunately, Ellie didn't get a photo of how my ride ended. I was so tired at the end of the ride that I couldn't swing my leg past the saddle and I ended up taking a tumble all tangled in the bike on my front lawn. I was just glad it didn't happen in transition during an actual triathlon.
Ellie's version of the day's events, along with a cute photo of me and my girls, is here.
Ride notes: Felt stronger at a slightly faster pace (16.4 mph average) and still without drafting! Uncrusteables PB&J work great for road food. Powerbars are still tough to get down but work great for staying power. Didn't eat quite as much when I drank Gatorade instead of water, but no big bonks along the way. Last time I stiffened up on the ferry ride, but this time we had a shorter wait and I felt good when we rolled off.


 The surfboards were all ready for the swim leg lifeguards, but alas, they remained unused.
The surfboards were all ready for the swim leg lifeguards, but alas, they remained unused.



 Although I'm never going to ride wearing some poser pro team kit, I'm definitely going to buy some of these socks.
Although I'm never going to ride wearing some poser pro team kit, I'm definitely going to buy some of these socks.
 Yay! Iron Ellie arrives today! She's going to visit for a few days, do the aquathlon with me, and grind me under her boot heel during some "easy" training sessions (for her).
Yay! Iron Ellie arrives today! She's going to visit for a few days, do the aquathlon with me, and grind me under her boot heel during some "easy" training sessions (for her). Today was my three-hour ride day.
Today was my three-hour ride day. Whew! I did a little work on my heat acclimatization today. It's mid-July and I'm still not totally accustomed to the hot temperatures of summer, because (like most Americans) I sit inside in air-conditioned comfort most of the time. So today my workout was a little hotter and more uncomfortable than usual, but I'm doing them in the hopes that if my next couple of race days are extra-hot, I won't be bothered by it so much.
Whew! I did a little work on my heat acclimatization today. It's mid-July and I'm still not totally accustomed to the hot temperatures of summer, because (like most Americans) I sit inside in air-conditioned comfort most of the time. So today my workout was a little hotter and more uncomfortable than usual, but I'm doing them in the hopes that if my next couple of race days are extra-hot, I won't be bothered by it so much.No sweat!! Barring some extremely bizarre recordbreaking weather pattern, those temperatures will probably feel great, and I'll be ready!
 Today was just a normal everyday old workout day.
Today was just a normal everyday old workout day. It didn't photograph well, but I think this is my favorite plaque so far! Then again, I'll probably like some future plaque even better when I can get one with a faster time on it! You'll notice that I changed the photos in the sidebar a bit and added years, which someone suggested when they observed I looked chunkier in last year's photo than I am now. Sure, happy to oblige!
It didn't photograph well, but I think this is my favorite plaque so far! Then again, I'll probably like some future plaque even better when I can get one with a faster time on it! You'll notice that I changed the photos in the sidebar a bit and added years, which someone suggested when they observed I looked chunkier in last year's photo than I am now. Sure, happy to oblige!
 I thought that I had killed them all, but they outsmarted me and came in through the front door instead of the kitchen door. ARRRRGGHHHHH! How disgusting is THAT!?!?
I thought that I had killed them all, but they outsmarted me and came in through the front door instead of the kitchen door. ARRRRGGHHHHH! How disgusting is THAT!?!?
 We have all had a very long day with lots of doctor visits, plus a very stressful wait while my tiny 26-pound girl was put under anesthesia, but we just got the best news we've had in YEARS:
We have all had a very long day with lots of doctor visits, plus a very stressful wait while my tiny 26-pound girl was put under anesthesia, but we just got the best news we've had in YEARS: So I went out to pick up some Chinese carry-out for dinner, and I get stopped in this humongous traffic back-up on the way home. Right in the middle of evening rush hour. I sit through it and sit through it and finally creep ahead to discover the source of the problem.
So I went out to pick up some Chinese carry-out for dinner, and I get stopped in this humongous traffic back-up on the way home. Right in the middle of evening rush hour. I sit through it and sit through it and finally creep ahead to discover the source of the problem. Toward the end of our ride we had a nice rest break taking the Oxford-Bellevue Ferry across the Tred Avon River. It's the nation's oldest privately operated ferry service. Bicyclists crossing pay $3. It's a popular scenic cycling route around here, but this is the first time I've done it other than in a car.
Toward the end of our ride we had a nice rest break taking the Oxford-Bellevue Ferry across the Tred Avon River. It's the nation's oldest privately operated ferry service. Bicyclists crossing pay $3. It's a popular scenic cycling route around here, but this is the first time I've done it other than in a car.

 Buttercup wants me to buy a boat now.
 Buttercup wants me to buy a boat now. Catherine said the whole alphabet today. In order. All 26 of them. She did say it along with the DVD.... but she still said 'em all.
Catherine said the whole alphabet today. In order. All 26 of them. She did say it along with the DVD.... but she still said 'em all.Weekly PEAK training load two months prior to Ironman event:
Actually, for a slower triathlete such as myself, those distances will take several more hours per week to achieve. But whatever. It takes what it takes, right?
 
 I went out early today to get in a 2-hour ride while my husband was still here to watch the girls. Everything went well on my usual route to Claiborne to visit the osprey (pictured), where I saw a distressing concentration of sea nettles (jellyfish) in the water. Ugh! I hate 'em!
I went out early today to get in a 2-hour ride while my husband was still here to watch the girls. Everything went well on my usual route to Claiborne to visit the osprey (pictured), where I saw a distressing concentration of sea nettles (jellyfish) in the water. Ugh! I hate 'em! 


 But their first corn dog was a big hit.
But their first corn dog was a big hit. 
 It was supposed to be a half-mile swim. This was the finish turn buoy.
It was supposed to be a half-mile swim. This was the finish turn buoy. This buoy marked in the distance is the HALFWAY buoy. The start buoy is an equal distance farther down the beach.
This buoy marked in the distance is the HALFWAY buoy. The start buoy is an equal distance farther down the beach. It was a non-wetsuit event. The ocean water was very cold and despite appearances, rough. The buoys were small (basketball-sized) and very hard to sight. I did the walk down the beach a half mile with the other starters, got in the water, and fought my way freezing nearly out to the first buoy, doing mostly Tarzan strokes to try to see it. I found myself drifting far from the buoy, behind most of the other swimmers. I was already cold and struggling, and it felt like I was swimming in place.
It was a non-wetsuit event. The ocean water was very cold and despite appearances, rough. The buoys were small (basketball-sized) and very hard to sight. I did the walk down the beach a half mile with the other starters, got in the water, and fought my way freezing nearly out to the first buoy, doing mostly Tarzan strokes to try to see it. I found myself drifting far from the buoy, behind most of the other swimmers. I was already cold and struggling, and it felt like I was swimming in place.