That's my response to the Floyd Landis drug test revelations coming out today from the Tour de France. I just don't want this to be happening. Please let there be a valid alternative physiological explanation.
And under the same subject header. . . .
My daughter Elisabeth apparently decided today that it was appropriate not only to take off her clothes and diaper during naptime and pee on her bedclothes, but ALSO to fling her poo all the way across the room.
My daughter had been transformed into a rhesus monkey.
Just don't make eye contact with her.