I was interviewed last week by the Washington Post Express on some advice for novice triathletes in advance of the Nations Triathlon next Sunday in Washington DC. So of course I offered up all kinds of sage wisdom garnered through years of experience (and mistakes) on knowing and following the rules and staying safe and having fun and all that.
So which part do they use? The slightly edgier stuff about peeing in the Potomac.
Now the Park Service will probably cancel the permit for the swim because of the potential for excessive nitrogen pollution, all on my account.
At least I don't usually pee during the National Anthem like some people I know.