Barking up the wrong friggin' tree

These emails would crack me up if they weren't so frequent:

"God Is The ultimate Giver! Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am former Mrs.Clara Williams, now Mrs.Grace Williams, A widow to the Late Mohammed Williams, I am 73 years old, I am now a new Christian convert,suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than four to Seven months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage."

It goes on at great length. Uh yeah. I'll wire you my bank account number, right away.

Supplements

Do you take dietary supplements? Do you think they're safe and effective?

Yes, in case you're wondering, that includes sports gels, salt capsules, whey protein, Airborne, herbal remedies, etc.

I implore you to read this.